2005-03-30 - 1:29 a.m.

RIP JC

Johnnie Cochran died today. Kinda sad, considering his courtroom flourish. Let us all remember what he did for America...

When asked for comment, O.J. Simpson said the following. This is taken from the Associate Press.

"Johnnie is what's good about the law," Simpson said in a telephone interview from Florida. "I don't think I'd be home today without Johnnie."

Yes, that is correct. You'd still be in jail, you murdering fucker.

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