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2005-06-24 - 3:54 p.m.

I think I may vomit

On that particular night, "a private public relations event was being prepared inside," the statement said. But Oprah's friend Gayle tells "The Insider" that there's more to the story.

"I was there, I saw it," Gayle says. "It was really, really bad. People were in the store and they were shopping. Oprah was at the door and she was not allowed into the store. Oprah describes it herself as one of the most humiliating moments of her life."

I'm sorry Oprah, sorry you were not let into a snobby boutique so you could buy some snobby clothes. Evidently, you should have been let in, because you would fit right in with the snobbery.

One of the most humiliating moments of her life? Holy shit, she had a kid when she was 14! Are you telling me that not being let in a french boutique is worse than giving up your own child? What the fuck is wrong with people?

Clearly, it was someone speaking for Oprah. I hope to god that she herself doesn't feel this way, because if she does she needs a reality check. I know she gives all kinds of shit away on her show, but sweet Jesus, what bitch needs to be let in an expensive store and then Hollywood is in uproar when she can't?

Fuck, I'd like to go to France.

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