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2004-07-05 - 4:32 p.m.

The Apostles and the Enemies

Herein are described various individuals, big and small, who contribute to my existence...and most likely are the reason that I haven't ascended to the immortal plane yet.

Michelle- Yes. Michelle is a tiny lesbian of epic proportions. She is obsessive, manipulative, and really, really cute. Her mannerisms are akin to those of a small woodland creature: they make no sense, and are very easily frightened. I have known her for a long time, and we are attending NC State together.

Kathleen- Kathleen is the antithesis of Michelle. She is not a vole or other small animal. Kathleen is like a bear that you pissed off by walking into its cave and shooting it in the ass with a bb gun. I fear her greatly, but she is fucking awesome. Always funny, always ready to get into some sort of trouble. I think she has an obsession with Charles Von Cheese...but that is another story.

Katie- Katie, not Kathleen, works with me at mein job, Dessert Hell. She's a pretty cool chick that I have known for a long, long, long time. She's kind of odd in the fact that shes so ungodly chipper all the time. I think her ritalin intake is above healthy levels.

John- Is my best friend. He may be a little weird and "different", but hes pretty damn cool. We were supposed to room together in college, but, alas, such was not the case. He enjoys anime and good music, which is a definate bonus for him. He still works at my previous place of employment, delivering flowers.

Cole- Cole is my roommate for this year at NC State University. Right now I don't know too much about him, but I think spending a year together with no parental supervision and the ability to party and meet chicks will do us some good. He's a cool guy from all appearances, except he doesn't know that you do not knock on people's doors at midnight.

ComedyWorx and associates. ComedyWorx is the improvisational comedy club that I'm in in downtown Raleigh. I really enjoy hanging out with the people in the club as well as performing, because it gives me a chance to be creative and escape the staunch university lifestyle. It sounds stupid, I know, but it works.

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